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Oh, Definitely Today Satan

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5.0
7,360+ store-wide reviews
$2.98

MADE FOR YOUR EVERYDAY

Why Our Stickers?

Unlaminated finish

No protective lamination

Dishwasher safe

Both finishes

Print shop recycling

Cardboard rolls, ink cartridges & more

Outdoor durability

Up to 3 years outdoors

Outdoor lifespan depends on weather and sun exposure.

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The Details

Not today, Satan? No - definitely today. This funny sticker flips the classic phrase for everyone whose impulse control took the day off. Waterproof vinyl with optional protective lamination makes it safe for laptops, water bottles, cars, and anywhere else your chaos lives. A guaranteed conversation starter and a perfect gag gift. See also our blue waterproof version and the original Not Today Satan.

Available unlaminated or with optional protective lamination. Choose your finish above. Unlaminated stickers last up to 3 years outdoors, depending on weather and sun exposure. Laminated stickers last up to 5 years outdoors. Both finishes are dishwasher safe.

Unlaminated finishβ€’
Up to 3 years outdoorsβ€’
Dishwasher safeβ€’
Unlaminated finishβ€’
Up to 3 years outdoorsβ€’
Dishwasher safeβ€’
Unlaminated finishβ€’
Up to 3 years outdoorsβ€’
Dishwasher safeβ€’

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MATERIAL & CARE

Made for the way you use it

No protective lamination included. Up to 3 years outdoors, depending on weather and sun exposure. All of our stickers are dishwasher safe.

Unlaminated finish

No protective lamination included.

Recycling in our print shop

We recycle materials wherever possible, including cardboard rolls and ink cartridges.

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