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If You're Not A Dog Person, I'm Not A You Person Sticker

★★★★★
5.0
7,360+ store-wide reviews
$3.49

MADE FOR YOUR EVERYDAY

Why Our Stickers?

Unlaminated finish

No protective lamination

Dishwasher safe

Both finishes

Print shop recycling

Cardboard rolls, ink cartridges & more

Outdoor durability

Up to 3 years outdoors

Outdoor lifespan depends on weather and sun exposure.

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The Details

For every dog person who has ever met a non-dog person and thought exactly this. The If You're Not A Dog Person, I'm Not A You Person sticker is the funny dog sticker that says what every dog mom, dog dad, and dog lover has been thinking all along.

This funny pet sticker is perfect for water bottles, laptops, phone cases, bumpers, notebooks, and anywhere else you want to make your priorities crystal clear. Whether you're shopping for yourself or gifting it to the dog lover in your life, it's guaranteed to get a knowing smile from every fellow dog person who sees it.

  • Available in 5 sizes: 3", 4", 5", 6", and Bumper Sticker (9x3")
  • Choose No Lamination or UV Lamination finish
  • Premium waterproof vinyl
  • Permanent adhesive — great for water bottles & laptops
  • Durable, fade-resistant print

A must-have funny dog sticker for anyone whose dog is their best friend, therapist, and reason to stay home on a Friday night.

Available unlaminated or with optional protective lamination. Choose your finish above. Unlaminated stickers last up to 3 years outdoors, depending on weather and sun exposure. Laminated stickers last up to 5 years outdoors. Both finishes are dishwasher safe.

Unlaminated finish•
Up to 3 years outdoors•
Dishwasher safe•
Unlaminated finish•
Up to 3 years outdoors•
Dishwasher safe•
Unlaminated finish•
Up to 3 years outdoors•
Dishwasher safe•

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What customers say about StickerGal

Selected five-star reviews from across our store, not specific to this product.

★★★★★
15 October 2026

This arrived super quickly. Exactly as described. ...

This arrived super quickly. Exactly as described. Great little sticker. Put it on my office door!

CUSTOMER 1549
★★★★★
15 October 2026

It's great and the print is excellent, it even cam...

It's great and the print is excellent, it even came with a smaller flag and a you matter sticker as a bonus thank you.

CUSTOMER 7082
★★★★★
14 October 2026

This is my second time buying stickers from this s...

This is my second time buying stickers from this seller. I've had nothing but a great experience so far!

CUSTOMER 3225
★★★★★
13 October 2026

I ran into a shipping issue that was no fault of t...

I ran into a shipping issue that was no fault of the vendors (mail was delivered to wrong address). They quickly shipped me a new sticker without any issue, and it got here fast! Happy with the product.

CUSTOMER 5910
★★★★★
13 October 2026

Arrived on time and it just perfect. I love that I...

Arrived on time and it just perfect. I love that I can display this on the INSIDE of my car window. The other stickers I had were more traditional bumper stickers that were on the outside of the window and got mangled by washing the car. This one won't!

CUSTOMER 0403

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MATERIAL & CARE

Made for the way you use it

No protective lamination included. Up to 3 years outdoors, depending on weather and sun exposure. All of our stickers are dishwasher safe.

Unlaminated finish

No protective lamination included.

Recycling in our print shop

We recycle materials wherever possible, including cardboard rolls and ink cartridges.

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