These Curbs Aren't Going to Hit Themselves - Funny Bumper Sticker for Bad Drivers
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Looking for funny bumper stickers that perfectly sum up your road rage? This is it. "These Curbs Aren't Going to Hit Themselves" is one of our most popular bumper stickers funny enough to make even the most impatient driver crack a smile.
Whether you're gifting it to the world's worst parallel parker or putting it on your own car as a badge of honor, this funny bumper sticker delivers the laughs every time someone pulls up behind you.
Product Details:
- Premium waterproof vinyl — built to last through rain, sun, and road grime
- Bold, high-contrast design that's easy to read from a distance
- Applies easily to any clean, smooth surface
- Removable without leaving residue
- Printed and shipped fast from StickerGal
Our bumper stickers funny designs are made for people who'd rather laugh than honk. Add this one to your bumper, laptop, water bottle, or wherever your sense of humor lives.
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This arrived super quickly. Exactly as described. ...
This arrived super quickly. Exactly as described. Great little sticker. Put it on my office door!
It's great and the print is excellent, it even cam...
It's great and the print is excellent, it even came with a smaller flag and a you matter sticker as a bonus thank you.
This is my second time buying stickers from this s...
This is my second time buying stickers from this seller. I've had nothing but a great experience so far!
I ran into a shipping issue that was no fault of t...
I ran into a shipping issue that was no fault of the vendors (mail was delivered to wrong address). They quickly shipped me a new sticker without any issue, and it got here fast! Happy with the product.
Arrived on time and it just perfect. I love that I...
Arrived on time and it just perfect. I love that I can display this on the INSIDE of my car window. The other stickers I had were more traditional bumper stickers that were on the outside of the window and got mangled by washing the car. This one won't!
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MATERIAL & CARE
Made for the way you use it
Protective lamination included. Up to 5 years outdoors. All of our stickers are dishwasher safe.
Laminated finish
Protective lamination included.
Recycling in our print shop
We recycle materials wherever possible, including cardboard rolls and ink cartridges.
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