Funny Stickers
Waterproof · Dishwasher Safe · Printed In-House
112 original designs for laptops, water bottles, cars, and anyone who communicates primarily through jokes.
Funny stickers, printed in-house
Every funny sticker here is designed and printed at our woman-owned studio in North Little Rock, Arkansas — never dropshipped, never a print-on-demand catalog someone else also sells. That is why the jokes are ours: sarcastic one-liners, pet humor, meme formats, and the kind of deadpan line that only lands after someone has stared at your laptop lid for a second too long.
All of them print on weatherproof laminated vinyl rated for 5+ years outdoors, with a clean-release adhesive that will not wreck your laptop, bottle, or paint when the joke runs its course. Free shipping on orders over $30. Want your own joke instead? Make a custom sticker.
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What kind of funny are you going for?
Laptop & water bottle stickers
The everyday canvas — small, laminated, and clean-release so they survive a backpack, a coffee spill, and the eventual laptop upgrade. Think deadpan one-liners and “I'm not an early bird or a night owl, I'm some kind of permanently exhausted pigeon.”
Cat & dog humor
For people whose personality is mostly their pet: “Sorry I'm late, I saw a cat,” “If you're not a dog person, I'm not a you person,” and the whole roster of tell-your-cat-pspsps energy.
Sarcastic one-liners
The dry ones that take a second to land — “Dumpster fire,” “Well, well, well, if it isn't the bridge I said I'd cross when I came to it.” Best deployed where people have time to read, like an office laptop lid.
Meme & internet humor
The formats that went viral and stayed funny, translated to vinyl. If it lived on your For You page, it probably lives on a water bottle here too.
Snarky & a little unhinged
The wonderfully unserious end of the catalog — chaotic-genius, moderately-severe-joint-pain, tell-your-mom-I-said-hi. Gag gifts that actually get used.
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Funny sticker questions
Are these funny stickers waterproof and dishwasher safe?
Yes. Every funny sticker prints on weatherproof vinyl with a UV laminate, so it survives water bottles, laptops, car windows, rain, and the top rack of the dishwasher. For water bottles we still recommend hand-washing to get the full 5+ year life out of the print.
Will they leave residue on my laptop or water bottle?
No. Our stickers use a clean-release adhesive that holds firmly but peels off without goo or paint damage when you want a change. Warm it with a hairdryer first if it has been on for a couple of years.
How long do the funny stickers last outdoors?
They are rated for 5+ years outdoors. The lamination is what stops the ink from fading — unlaminated stickers usually start washing out within a single summer, so the laminate is doing the heavy lifting here.
What sizes do the funny stickers come in?
Most designs come in 3, 4, 5, and 6 inch options, with the exact sizes listed on each product page. Smaller sizes suit laptops and water bottles; larger sizes read well on car windows, coolers, and toolboxes.
Are these designs original to StickerGal?
Yes. Every funny sticker is designed and printed in-house at our woman-owned studio in North Little Rock, Arkansas — never dropshipped and never a print-on-demand catalog that a hundred other shops also sell.
Can I turn my own joke into a custom sticker?
Absolutely. Upload your own artwork or text on our custom stickers page — there is no minimum order, so a one-off inside joke costs the same per sticker as a bulk run.